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Happy 50th. Birthday Throbber! |
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Against all the odds, our oldest chromosexual has made it to 50!
No more bling, throbbing pipes, and dirty jokes for you old fella - it's time to settle down.
From now on, remember you can't ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Don't take your bike out in the rain any more either - your pacemaker won't stand another lightning bolt. | |
You need to keep fit at your age, so here's an exercise routine you should be able to manage.
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, with plenty of room.
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With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out.Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks.Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the
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Just think of all that cheap insurance and now you can become a real cruiser..... | |
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PS Your old friend Linda Lusardi sends her love XXXXXXXX |
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